As an English major, I've gotta love Merriam Webster's weekly lists of interesting words. The newest one is a compilation of "Top 10 Rare & Amusing Insults."
The title of this post comes from #3 Smellfungus: "An excessively faultfinding person." Sounds like a lot of overly picky shidduch daters I know... Maybe we can all start using smellfungus for all those head-in-the-clouds-looking-for-ms./mr. perfect and enter it into the shidduch lexicon.
Check out the list and let me know if you ever actually use one on a date!